Caffeine. shrinks. your boobs.
[You probably wouldn't want to read this if you're a guy?/easily offended/overly conservative. :) ]
After ~math clinic~ with R today, we went to Coffeebean. Oh yeah. Coffeebean's got new unfused cappucino ^^
I liked it so much I ordered twice. [R ordered large hazelnut iceblended]
I don't know why I was so random but anyway, these days, I felt like my boobs have shrunk and I thought I remembered (vaguely) that drinking coffee will make your boobs smaller but I never checked it.
So when I was drinking my second cup, I asked R "Eh. Coffee will make your boobs smaller or not huh?" She stopped doing her Econs and LOL we started searching online.
Google "Coffee and breast size"
And yes. There were many articles on how caffeine makes your boobs smaller.
omgoshhhhhhhhhh >< But it sorta helps reduce the risk of getting breast cancer or something.
"The more coffee the women drank, the smaller their breasts, the researchers also found.
Almost 300 women took part in the study, which questioned them on how many cups of coffee they drank in an average day and measured the size of their bust.
According to the results, published in the British Journal of Cancer, drinking three or more cups a day was enough to cause a smaller breast size.
The effects of the stimulant rose for every cup drunk."
"Coffee-drinking women do not have to worry their breasts will shrink to nothing overnight.
"They will get smaller, but the breasts aren't just going to disappear."
STILL. THAT'S A BIG ENOUGH DEAL.
So yeah, we said we will stop drinking coffee. For our future, I said.
Therefore, we have to stop. What's done is already done. We can only try to ~retain~ whatever that we still have. Or try to. try. to. ~improve~? So yup. We ended up googling on how to ~improve~
Soybean products help, supposedly. The most common advice was to avoid alcohol and caffeine. :(
After that, we moved over to MOS burger and we were still discussing about it. A while later, R said "woah. I feel like getting coffee."
And I totally was like 0.0 NOOOOOOWAYYYY!! OMG. HOW CAN YOU BE SO SELFISH. YOU MUST THINK ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND AND YOUR KIDS. OMG NO!!!!!!!!!
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But she bought it anyway. -.-
Last cup, supposedly.
:( I will try to abstain from coffee. Starting from today.
