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Sunday, June 20, 2010

The (living)things I fear

And I was thinking about that.
I fear, way too much.

If we're talking about living things:

1)Pigeons
I'm way too scared of these birds. Sadly, they're found in like, almost every corner in Singapore. You see them EVERYWHERE. At least, in my case. I just don't like their colours and the way their feathers are arranged. Just look at them, you'll see they have "scale-like" feathers and that totally sucks ok? That's one thing. Secondly, I hate how they sound. Their coo-ing makes me shiver.. They move in a way that looks as if.. they're vibrating or what. Yucky yuck! I don't like their eyes too. (Yeah, I have loads against them) THEY JUST LOOK WEIRD and they scare the shit out of me. Everytime I see them on the streets/pavements, I find ways to avoid them. I'll take another route (even if it means a longer one) just so that I won't be CLOSE to them. I just feel as if they'll fly towards me or what. I once imagined myself having a bed sheet, with some design - pigeons in their different poses and the thought of it just makes me feel like puking. I'll probably scream if someone pushes me towards that piece of.. cloth.

2)Lizards
They just look like they can move very fast and I just DON'T LIKE THEM because they have skin. Humans do have skin but the ones on lizards just look wrong. Some lizards (like those in the wild) have colourful skins and I just feel like "Aiya, ugly means ugly, whatever the colour your you have on" I don't call people ugly but creatures like lizards. YUCKSSS!
They all look alike! It's just that their colours are different. House lizards are totally gross. Some are fat. I wonder if they actually can differentiate each other. Oh yeah, and their tails. YUCKSSSS! Why is it detachable? GROSSS!

3)Worms
These are bad too. HAHA!! They just look like.. mmm.. They make me feel/think "Why are you so long and skinny? I just wanna make you shorter so that you'll look way normal." HATE WORMS! That day, when we were sorta rehearsing for "Come Home", I saw the earthworm. OH GROSS. You know, I totally forgot they exist on Earth? After seeing that worm, I just didn't really dare to step on the ground anymore. I JUMPED. HHAHA! So that the probability of encountering one will be... smaller.

4)Chickens
JUST DON'T LIKE THE WAY THEY LOOK. HAHAH!
They can't fly right? Then it seems to me like they're always attempting to jump and fly. YUCK! And do you realize they all have the same pose as they're hung at those chicken rice stalls?
WHY MUST THEY DIE LIKE THAT? Can't they pose differently? :S

5)Snails
They move slowly but they still scare me because, they're SLIMY. YUCKS! And why don't they have legs?? It's just weird! I wonder if snails can dance. EEEKK! If they can, what sort of dance can they do? With no legs? They can only "slide" and "glide" about. Imagine. It's a rainy day then you see snails sliding on the slides, at the playground. HAHAAH! OMG! That'll be COOOOL

6)Cats
Their eyes! HATE HATE HATE IT. "Hey kitty, I don't like it when you're staring at me like that.

7)Frogs/Toads
They CAN hop about! And that makes them faster than me. Therefore, I'm scared of them I'll scream if they ever touch me one bit. HAHAH!!

8)Rats
Just Gross. Their tails are mm.. pink right? Yeah. Tails shouldn't be pink. Pink is just like some skin-like colour and it's totally wrong for tails. Tails should be covered with fur or something. HAHHAHA!!

TO be continued.